The other day I was driving in the car with McKaylie and Noah. We were listening to the radio and the DJ was talking about how she saw a stuffed beaver in the back of one of her neighbor's cars. She was talking about a real, mounted beaver, not stuffed as in stuffed animal, stuffed. As soon as I heard McKaylie say, "mom?", I knew we were in for an interesting conversation. This is pretty much how it went:
Mc: "Mom, what does she mean, stuffed?"
Me: Trying to decide quickly whether I could explain taxidermy to her without her thinking it's horrible and creepy and so that she could understand, I only got out a "welllllll"
Mc: "Is it just a stuffed animal?"
Me: I decided to give it a shot, "well, it's not exactly like a stuffed animal, because the beaver is real and a stuffed animal isn't"
Mc: "Then it's alive?"
Me: "No, it's not alive, it was a real beaver, but now it's not alive anymore. Do you remember at Grandpa's house? And he had the deer on his wall? (trying to give her something to relate this to......)
Mc: "Yes"
Me: "Well, it's like that deer. It used to be alive, but after it died, they fixed it's skin and fur and basicallly stuffed it so that it looks like a deer"
Mc: "Does it still have blood in it?"
Me: I knew I didn't want to get into this conversation..................."No, McKaylie, all the blood and stuff from inside the beaver and the deer is gone. It would be like Grandpa's deer."
Mc: "Is it just the beaver's head?"
Me: "No, it's probably the beaver's whole body"
Mc: "But is it alive then?"
Me: "No, McKaylie, it's not alive anymore. Grandpa's deer isn't alive, is it?"
Mc: very exasperated, "NO, it only has it's head, you can't live without your head!"
Me: "That's true, but the beaver still isn't alive even though it still has it's head."
Mc: "I don't get it"
Me: grumble, grumble, giving it one last shot, "It used to be alive and after it died, someone took out all it's blood and insides and fixed it's skin and fur and stuffed it so that it looks like a real beaver again."
Mc: "So, it's like a stuffed animal?"
Me: "In a way, yes"
Mc: "Why didn't you just say that?"
Me: "I don't know"
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***President Thomas S. Monson (Ensign May 1994)
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Taxidermy for Dummies
Monday, October 30, 2006
OK, OK
I've been informed by several people to update my blog! I've finally found a few extra seconds......it's been a very busy week at our house! (FYI: There are 7, yes, 7 posts from today!)
Pumpkin Carving............
We always carve pumpkins for Halloween. Chad and I even carved pumpkins before we had kids. It's something we look forward to every year. Myshel's not carving one this year, though. She did help Noah get his started, but she didn't carve her own pumpkin. We had all our pumpkins sitting outside for several weeks, there was 6, 4 big ones for the kids and 2 little ones that McKaylie and Noah got at the pumpkin patch on a school field trip. Friday night someone smashed one of the little ones and Saturday afternoon 3 little kids smashed the other little one and a big one! Can you believe that! I'm still trying to catch the parents at home to let them know! That is so bold and unbelievable to me. They did that in the middle of the day, right from the front of our house!!!! The big pumpkin that they smashed was Vance's, but Myshel offered him her pumpkin to carve, which is why she didn't have a pumpkin of her own to carve. I was very proud of her for thinking of him.
Halloween Boo at the Zoo
Being a little silly....................once again, no Noah
McKaylie modeling her tatoos that she got at the zoo.
Happy Birthday, Noah!
This was one of his favorite presents, Lightening McQueen, from the movie Cars
The movie, Curious George, another favorite
This I think was his absolute favorite, though. He definitely loves the Pirates of the Caribbean. He had a pirates theme to his birthday and his halloween costume was obviously, a pirate. He was so excited when he opend this present (it's not wonder, he loves Miss Candy!)
Trunk-or-Treat
Noah, with almost all of his costume on
This is in the parade. Doesn't Vance look thrilled to be walking with the little kids!
Children's Museum
We had some family pictures taken on Tuesday. I mostly just wanted the kids pictures, since Chad's gone it wouldn't really be a "family" picture. I won't have them for awhile, but as soon as I get them, I'll post them.
On Wednesday, Housing had a costume party at the Children's Museum in Portsmouth. Of course, everything in the museum is ment for children, so it was a lot of fun. We didn't even have enough time to see all that we wanted to see. Here's just a few of our pictures (Just a note, This is the only time last week that Noah had on the majority of his costume and was willing to have his picture taken)
Finally, Vance gets a chance to shoot his sister.........no, that's not nice! If you tap on the end, it blows a puff of air onto the person sitting there.
It was hard dragging them off this sea creature! They were having a lot of fun on him.
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
All Work and No Play.......................
And wading???? He said they told them this was a swimming hole. Interesting...........
Monday, October 23, 2006
Rambling................
Today I got into a conversation with a certain someone that just made me want to scream! I think that it might be because I'm on my last nerve with this deployment any way, but she sure wasn't helping that little nerve last longer! I won't get into the details of the conversation. It was more the attitude behind it anyway. She's one of those people that thinks she is never wrong, but in reality is rarely right on about much. She complains a lot and likes the attention it gets her. I could just go on and on. Now, I'm not writing about this to bash on her, really I'm not, because really the problem is mine. The conversation was of no importance to me. It wasn't a life changing topic. It wasn't even something that involved me directly. And to be down right honest, it wasn't even something that I really cared that much about. It was just a conversation. An irritating, frustrating, stupid conversation. Normally I can just put those kinds of conversations aside and not let them get to me, but today I let her get to me. I let her irritate and aggrevate and basically manipulate my whole afternoon. I let this one stupid conversation fester in my little head for a good part of the day! And not so much what the conversation was about, but more that she was wrong and she didn't know what she was talking about and she makes me crazy, kind of thing. When I finally sat down and told myself that enough was enough, I realized that I was only punished myself by hashing over this conversation all afternoon. I doubt that she thought twice about it. I let a nothing conversation affect my day. It's crazy how we let other people have so much control over us. And when it came right down to it, I knew right when that conversation started that I'd be irritated by the time it was over, so basically, I allowed it to happen and that's just stupid. So, you can all learn from my mistake.........................Don't talk to irritating people----no, that wasn't it...........................Run the other way when you see___________coming-----no, that's really not very nice..........................Pretend you don't notice them----still not the nicest thing, when you're the only 2 in the hall............................. Ok, ok, I got it, don't let other people control my thoughts/moods/attitude. It's so not worth wasting my time over............................. I'm done rambling now..........................carry on!
Saturday, October 21, 2006
Colonial Williamsburg
Just relaxing and visiting
Vance got this picture when we were eating lunch by the parking lot........These men were walking into town and Vance asked them for a picture!
Looking down one of the streets in town
This is the back of the governor's palace, taken from the gardens
The captial building
Basketmakers
The doorman at the courthouse
A lady on tour with us in the Wythe House
FHE
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Sooner Rather than Later..........
We didn't get quite so lucky scheduling Noah's 2nd surgery, or actually, it will be his first, because it's set for November 6. That means, daddy won't be here to help out. I was really hoping they'd let us wait until he was back. That doesn't make me a happy camper. Thinking about taking him to the hospital for surgery was bad enough when I thought Chad would be there, doing it without him seems soooo much harder. It's good for Noah, though, to get it done soon and be healthier and he should be done recouperating by the time daddy does come home.